After fighting, a man and his wife decided to give each other the silent treatment. The 2 next day, the man found that he needed his wife to wake him up at 5. am for an early flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he decided to write on a piece of paper: “Please wake me at 5 a.m.”
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9 a.m. and he’d missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and scream at his wife when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed that said: “It’s 5 a.m. Wake up.
A man lost his coat
Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant.
One guy finds his buddy standing above a vat of sewage with a long rake.
“What are you doing there?!” he yells
“My coat fell in!” he said
“You’re not really gonna wear that again are you?!” his friend said worriedly.
“No, no. Gosh no!” Says the old man to the relief of his friend. “I have to get it back though. My teeth are in the pocket!”
