Little Johnnie’s teacher asks the class, ”If they saw anything interesting on the way to school.” Little Susie said she saw a fluffy dog. Little Billy said he saw a train. Little Johnny said he saw a “flat” dog. “Oh,” said the teacher. “That’s...

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park... and couldn't find his way home. "Oy Morris," said...