Two old Jews men, Abe, and Sid are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day.
Abe asks Sid, “Do you know if any people of our ancestry were born and raised in Mexico?”
Sid replies, “I don’t know, let’s ask our waiter.”
When the waiter arrives, Sid asks, “Are there any Mexican Jews in the restaurant?”
The waiter says, “I don’t know senor, I’ll ask the cooks.”
After a few minutes, he returns from the kitchen and says, “No senor, the cook says no Mexican Jews.”
Sid is not satisfied and asks, “Are you absolutely sure?”
The waiter, who realizes that he is dealing with “Gringos” replies, “I will check one more time, senor,” and go back into the kitchen.
While the waiter is away, Abe says, “I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere.”
The waiter returns and says, “Senor, Chief Manuel, says there are no Mexican Jews.”
“Are you sure?” Sid asks again. “I just can’t believe there are no Mexican Jews!”
“Senor, I will ask EVERYONE,” the waiter answers angrily.
“All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews.”
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A man and an old woman are travelling by train.
A young man and an old woman are traveling by train.
And after looking closely at the young man, the old woman leans forward and says, “Excuse me, young man, are you Jewish?”
And he looks up from the book he’s reading and politely replies, “No, ma’am, I’m not Jewish.”
A few minutes later she leans forward again and says,
“Excuse me, young man, are you sure you are not Jewish?”
And he looks up once again and politely but firmly replies, “No ma’am, I am not Jewish!”
There is a long silence, then the old woman leans forward yet again and says, “Excuse me, young man, are you quite sure you’re not Jewish?”
And the young man eye-rolls inwardly, grits his teeth, and says, “All right, yes, I am Jewish!”
And then there is silence for minutes.
And then, “That’s funny,” says the old woman, “You don’t look Jewish.”
LOL!!
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