Two men were having an excruciatingly slow round of golf.
The two women playing ahead of them seemed to hit every sand trap, water hazard, and rough on the course.
To make matters worse, they didn’t follow proper golf etiquette and let the men play through.
After two hours of frustration, one man said,“I’ve had enough. I’m going to ask them to let us play through.”
He started walking toward the women, but halfway there, he stopped, turned around, and came back.
Looking embarrassed, he said, “I can’t do it. One of those women is my wife, and the other is my mistress. Maybe you should go instead.”
The second man nodded and began walking toward the women. But just like his friend, he stopped halfway, turned around, and walked back.
With a sheepish grin, he said, “Small world!”
Beverly, 90 years young, had played golf every single day
Beverly, 90 years young, had played golf every single day since her retirement 25 years ago.
But one evening, she returned home looking unusually downcast.
“That’s it,” she told her husband, Gus. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I hit the ball, I can’t see where it goes.”
Gus, who was a remarkable 103 years old, made her a comforting cup of tea and said, “Why don’t you take me along and give it one more try?”
Beverly sighed. “That’s no good,” she replied. “You’re 103! What help could you possibly be?”
Gus straightened up proudly and said, “I may be 103, but my eyesight is perfect!”
The next day, Beverly reluctantly took Gus to the golf course. She teed up, took a powerful swing, and squinted down the fairway. Turning to Gus, she asked, “Did you see the ball?”
“Of course I did!” Gus replied confidently. “I told you, my eyesight is perfect.”
“Great!” said Beverly, feeling a surge of hope. “So, where did it go?”
Gus paused for a moment, then scratched his head. “…I don’t remember.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
