Two ladies are walking their dogs.
As they pass a department store, one lady says, “Let’s go in and do some shopping.”
The other lady says, “We can’t take our dogs in there.”
The first says, “Of course, we can. Follow me.”
She puts on her sunglasses and walks in.
The doorman stops and says, “You can’t bring that dog in here.”
She replies, “That’s my seeing-eye dog.”
The doorman says, “A Doberman seeing-eye dog?”
“Yes. He’s very smart and reliable.” And he lets her in.
The second lady puts on her sunglasses and walks in.
Again the doorman says she can’t bring her dog in.
“This is my seeing-eye dog.”
The doorman says, “A Chihuahua seeing-eye dog?”
She says, ” A CHIHUAHUA? THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA?”
LOL!!
A Talking Dog For Sale
A man sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.”
He rings the bell and the owner tells him that the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks.
“Of course,” the dog replies.
“So what’s your story?”
The dog looks up and says, “Well, I discovered my gift of talking quite young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting with spies and world leaders in rooms because no one thought a dog was eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I was not getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. There I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
The owner says, “Ten dollars.”
The guy says, “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
“Because he’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
