Two boys go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After three days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they’ve forgotten a bottle opener.
The first boy turns to the second and says, “You’ve gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer.”
“No way,” says the second. “By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food.”
“I promise I won’t do It,” says the Newfie. “Just hurry!”
Nine full days pass and there’s still no sign of the second boy. Exasperated and starving, the first Newfie digs into the sandwiches.
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Suddenly, the second boy pops out from behind a rock and yells, “I knew it! I’m not freaking going!”
A boss tells a joke to his all staff
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up.
Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously.
“What’s the matter?” grumbled the boss.
“Haven’t you got a sense of humor?”
“I don’t have to laugh,” she replied.
“I’m leaving Friday.”
