Two blondes decided to split a can of Diet Coke. One blonde opened the can and poured half the contents into her own glass, and half into her friend’s glass.
Before tossing the can, she stopped to read the nutritional information on the side.
“Only one calorie per can,” she read aloud.
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“Hmm,” murmured the other blonde. “I wonder which glass has the calorie?”
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A parking guy suddenly disappears. A customer worried about him.
After a decades-long career, the parking guy suddenly disappears. A worried customer goes to inquire.
“What happened to the guy at the entrance who collected all the parking fees and even told us where free spots are? Did he retire?”
The employee is somewhat confused.
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“Sir, parking has been free ever since we opened.”
