Two blonde friends were going on a trip to Florida to meet their friends and they were late.
When they met together, the friend asked: ‘what happened?????”
A blonde said:
“A neighbor told them that they’d be fine as long as they paid attention to the road signs along the way.
They’d driven just 30 miles when they saw one that read “Clean Restrooms Ahead.”
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Two months later they arrived in Florida exhausted, having used up 86 bottles of Windex, 267 rolls of paper towels, and three cases of toilet-bowl cleaner. Total restrooms cleaned: 450.
A blonde goes into a music store
A blonde goes into a music store and asks the guy who works there:
“where the country music CD’s are”
The salesman replies, “Try the other side.”
So the blonde moves to his other ear and says, “Where are the country music CDs?”
