There were 2 blondes. So I was sat on my porch one day and Saw 2 blondes working hard at the end of the street. One dug a hole and the other immediately filled it after the first one was finished.
This went on for about 2 hours until I walked over and said “Hey, you work pretty hard there, but I can’t see what you’re trying to achieve?”
To which one of the blondes replied “Well there’s usually 3 of us, but the one who plants the trees is off sick today”.
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A blonde goes to a soda machine.
A blonde goes to a soda machine.
She puts in a dollar and gets a soda.
She does this again and again.
A man in line behind her asks why she is taking so long. She says,
“Can’t you see I’m winning?”
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