A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.
“Saul, I have good news and bad news.”
The art collector replied, “You know, I’ve had an awful day, Jack, so let’s hear the good news first.”
The attorney said, “Well, I met with your wife today and she told me that she only invested $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between $15 and $20 million… and I think she could be right.”
Saul responded enthusiastically, “Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman, isn’t she? You’ve just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?”
“The pictures are of you and your secretary.”
LOL!! That was totally unexpected!
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The New Secretary
Kevin gets a New Secretary.
A few days later, his wife learns of this new hire, and so he faces a volley of rapid, suspicious questions.
Emma (Kevin’s wife): “Does your new secretary have nice legs?”
Kevin: “I didn’t really notice that.”
Emma: “What color are her eyes?”
Kevin: “I didn’t have time to check.”
Emma: “What colors of nail polish does she use, metallic, gel, or neon?”
Kevin: “Not a clue in the world.”
Emma: “Does she have a local accent?”
Kevin: “I barely spoke to her, so don’t know.”
Emma: “How does she dress?”
Kevin: “Very quickly.”
Kevin’s funeral will be held on Tuesday.
LOL!!
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