An artist asked the gallery owner if there was any interest in his paintings on display at the time.
“I have good news and bad news,” the owner replied.
“The good news is that a man asked you about your job and wondered if its value would increase after your job. de….ath.
When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.”
“That’s wonderful,” the artist exclaimed.
“What’s the bad news?”
“The guy was your doctor…”
A blonde and her husband listening the neighbor’s dog Barking
A Blonde and his husband are lying in bed listening to the next-door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,
“I’ve had enough of this.”
She goes downstairs then comes back up to the bed and said.
“The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?”
The blonde says,
“I put the dog in our backyard… let’s see how THEY like all the barking!”
