The patient was lying in bed, still groggy from the effects of the recent operation. His doctor came in, looking very glum.
“I can’t be sure what’s wrong with you,” the doctor said. “I think it’s the drinking.”
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“Okay,” the patient said. “Can we get an opinion from a doctor who’s sober?”
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”
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She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
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