When Dad was left home alone with his toddler daughter for a few weeks, he quickly discovered how adaptable she was. One of the cutest things? Her newfound obsession with tea parties.
Every evening while he relaxed in front of the TV, she’d waddle over with a tiny plastic teacup and declare, “Tea time, Daddy!”
He’d take a dainty sip of the clear “tea” and proclaim, “Wow, that’s delicious!” She’d giggle, glow with pride, and scurry off to refill his cup.
By the time Mom came home, he couldn’t wait to show off how their little girl had been taking care of him like a proper hostess.
Right on cue, the toddler burst into the room with her tea set, handed Daddy a cup, and stood expectantly.
He took a sip and smiled. “Still the best tea I’ve ever had!”
Mom watched the sweet scene, then raised an eyebrow. “Aw, that’s adorable,” she said. Then, with perfect calm, she added:
“Just curious… have you ever asked where she gets the water?”
Dad shrugged. “Nope. Why?”
“She can only reach one place on her own,” Mom replied.
“The toilet.”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
A little girl came home from school
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”
The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”
The little girl replied, “My homework.”
LOL!!
A Little Girl Was Talking To Her Teacher.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!!
