Home Lifestyle Planning for the Future.

Planning for the Future.

Now that they are retired, man and his wife are discussing all aspects of their future.

“What will you do if I die before you do?” man asked his wife.

After some thought, she said that she’d probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.

Then wife asked husband, “What will you do if I die first?”

He replied, “Probably the same thing.”

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed, each reading a book.

Suddenly the wife closes her book, looks over at her husband and asks a sensitive question.

Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

Husband: What? Definitely not!

Wife: Why not? Don’t you like being married?

Husband: Well, of course, I do.

Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?

Husband: Okay, okay, I’d get married again.

Wife: You would? (with a hurt look)

Husband: (makes audible groan)

Wife: Would you live in our house?

Husband: Sure, it’s a great house.

Wife: Would you sle*p with her in our bed?

Husband: Where else would we sle*p?

Wife: Would you let her drive my car?

Husband: Probably, it’s almost new.

Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?

Husband: No, I’m sure she’d want her own.

Wife: Would you take her golfing with you?

Husband: Sure, golfing together is always fun.

Wife: Would she use my clubs?

Husband: Of course not, she’s left-handed.

Wife: — silence —

Husband: Sh*t.

 

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