It’s Christmas time and Paddy and Maddy decided to go look for a Christmas Tree.
They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Maddy brushes off the first tree, and stands back with Paddy to look at it.
“Well, Paddy, What do you think?”
“Sorry, Maddy, this tree won’t do. Let’s try another one”.
They come upon another nice tree, Shaun brushes it off, and they both look at it.
“How about this one, Paddy?”
“Not quite, Maddy. Let’s keep looking”.
This goes on until nightfall. Both Paddy and Maddy are cold, tired, and hungry.
“Well, Paddy, what do we do now?”
“Maddy, I think we should take home the next tree we find, whether it has lights on it or not…”
Paddy and Murphy were doing a crossword.
Paddy asks, “How do you spell paint?”
Murphy replies, “What color?”
A kid was a very good painter.
Once a neighbor broke her nails while trying to pick-up a $100 bill lying on the ground because it looked so real.
She called the kid’s father and complained about the kid.
The father said, “That’s nothing. My son drew a switch on the power socket yesterday and now I am in the hospital.”
A young boy walks into a barbershop and the barber whispers to his customer,
“He’s the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, calls the boy over, and asks him, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
“Hey, son! Can I ask you something? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill? ”
The boy replied:
“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”
