One night Edward walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks Edward what he wants.
Edward says “Oh just a beer”.
The bartender asked Edward “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”.
Edward said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”.
The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?
Edward siad “Well the month is up tonight”.
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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks, “If I show you something crazy, would I have free drinks for the rest of the night?”
The bartender thinks for a minute and then says, “It would to be something spectacular to take that offer.”
The man leans down and picks up a box and sets it on the bar.
He opens the box and inside is a small pianist, who is only 1 foot tall, and beside him is a little piano.
The pianist begins to play classical music like Beethoven and Chopin.
As soon as he’s finished, the bartender is in utter disbelief.
He said to the man, “You can get free drinks for the rest of the night, but only if you tell where you got this.”
The bartender enthusiastically walks behind his bar to see if it’s true.
The man says, “There is a Genie in the alleyway behind your bar, granting free wishes to everyone who wants them.”
A few minutes passed and out of the alleyway erupts a cacophony of quacking.
The bartender rushes back into the bar and shuts his door against a wave of thousands of ducks.
He manages to secure the door and says to the man, “I think the Genie is hard of hearing because after asking for a million dollars, thousands of these ducks appeared.”
The man laughs and says, “Did you really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?”
LOL!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
