One day a 12-year-old boy was walking down the street.
When a car pulled up beside him and the driver lowered a window.
“I’ll give you a big bag of M&Ms if you get in the car,” the driver said.
“No way! Get out of here!” The boy replied.
“How about a bag of M&Ms and 10 dollars?” asked the driver.
“I said no way,” replied the boy again and continued walking.
“What about a bag of M&Ms and 50 dollars?” asked the driver.
“No, I’m not getting in the car,” the boy replied.
“Okay, I’ll give you a bag of M&Ms and 100 dollars,” the driver offered.
“No!” the boy replied firmly.
“What will it take to get you in the car?” asked the driver.
The boy replied, “Listen, daddy. You bought the Volvo. You live with it!”
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A Teenage Boy Passed His Driving Test
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
The dad said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”
The teenage boy said, ”You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”
To this, his father replied, “Did you also notice that they walked everywhere they went?”
I laughed aloud when I found this story yesterday, it’s funny. I just had to share it with you. Shared joy is a double joy!
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