One afternoon, a man comes home early from work and finds his wife lying on the bed, puffing and panting.
Concerned, he asks, “What are you doing?”
Caught off guard, she stammers, “I… um… I think I’m having a heart attack!”
Alarmed, the husband exclaims, “Oh no! I’ll call an ambulance!”
He rushes downstairs to dial 911 when he notices his young son Johnny crying.
“What’s wrong, son?” the father asks.
Through his tears, Johnny replies, “Uncle James is in the closet with no clothes on, Daddy.”
Furious, the man storms back upstairs, flings open the closet door, and sure enough, finds his brother standing there, completely n.a.k.3d.
Outraged, the man yells, “You idiot, Jim! My wife is having a heart attack, and you’re running around n.a.k.3d scaring Johnny!”
A guy suspects his wife is cheating on him
Suspicious of his wife’s fidelity, a man came home early and tore through the house, searching for evidence.
He glanced out the window and spotted a man sitting in a Volkswagen.
Enraged, he picked up the refrigerator and hurled it out the window at the unsuspecting stranger, then had a heart attack and died.
St. Peter listened to his story in heaven and sent him straight to hell.
Moments later, the man from the Volkswagen appeared, explaining he was minding his own business when a fridge crushed him.
St. Peter shook his head and sent him to hell, too.
Finally, a third man arrived, trembling, and said, “I don’t even know what happened. One moment, I was hiding inside a fridge…”
Sometimes, life throws us curveballs — or, in this case, a refrigerator.
Speaking of unexpected twists, let’s move to a tale about proud parents and an unusual success story.
