My second grade announced at the dinner table that a boy in her class had kissed her after school.
Trying to stay cool her mother asked, “How did that happen?”
Our daughter said, “It wasn’t easy, I needed three other girls to help hold him on the ground.”
A little girl came home from school
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”
The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”
The little girl replied, “My homework.”
LOL!!
A Little Girl Was Talking To Her Teacher.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”
The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!!
