Richard is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Richard his choice between a nickel and a dime Richard always takes the nickel.
One day, after Richard takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Richard, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Richard grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Blonde story 2:
A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time.
Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, “Pull over!”
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The blonde responds, “No Silly, it’s a scarf.”
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