Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.
She asked the students to stand up and tell the class their father’s occupation, spell it, and say one thing he would give everyone if he were in the class with them.
Each student was excited to talk about their dad, and as soon as the teacher made her statement, hands began to go up, and she pointed at a girl to give her response.
The girl, Marcy, replied, “My father is a banker. B-A-N-K-E-R, and if he was here today, he’d give us all a shiny new penny.”
The teacher smiled at the well-presented answer and asked the students to clap for Marcy. She asked the class who would love to go next.
Jeff was the next student to try himself at the little class game, and he said, “My father is an accountant. A-K, no wait, A-C-K, no…”
While he continued struggling to spell it, the teacher interrupted him and asked him to take a minute to think about his response before standing up with his answer.
Little Johnny felt the time was right to give his answer, and raised his hand enthusiastically, hoping to be acknowledged by the teacher. The teacher asked little Johnny to go next.
Little Johnny said, “My father is a bookie. B-O-O-K-I-E, and if he were here today, he would give us all 20:1 odds Jeff will never be able to spell ‘accountant.'”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
One day, Little Johnny’s grandmother sent him to the water hole
One day, Little Johnny’s grandmother sent him to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner.
As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him.
He dropped the bucket and ran back to grandma’s house as fast as he could.
“Where’s my bucket and my water?” She asked.
“I can’t get any water from that water hole, there’s a mean ol’ alligator down there!”
“Don’t worry about the old alligator anymore, Johnny.
He’s been there for years and he’s never been hurt, nobody.
Why is he probably as scared of you as you are of him!”
“Well, Grandma,” Johnny replied, “if he’s as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain’t fit to drink!”
LOL!!
