A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best girl with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.
“And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks.
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Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s girl.”
A blonde was driving down a highway
A blonde was driving on a freeway and suddenly a police officer by the side of the road turned on his flashing red lights. The blonde saw the red lights pulls over to the side of the road and waits for the cop.
When the cop gets there he says to the blonde, “Lady you were doing 43 miles per hour in a 30-mile hour zone.”
The blonde says, “No I wasn’t. The sign back there said 43.”
To this, the cop snaps back, “Lady, look … that was a highway number sign, this is highway 43 and you’re doing 43 miles an hour in a 30 mile an hour zone.”
The blonde repeats her story once again, claiming that she hasn’t driven too fast. The cop scratches his head and heads back to his car to ask his bald partner what to do.
After telling his bald partner the story, his partner says, “Bill, you better give her a ticket. The 401 is just up ahead and then we’ll never catch her.”
