One day, Little Johnny was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted people.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
“Yes,” said the policeman.
“The detectives want very badly to capture him.”
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Little Johnny asked, “Why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?
A Little boy wanted to go to the toilet
A little boy wanted to go to the toilet
A little boy was in class. He raised his hand and the teacher said, “What is it, Johnny?”
Johnny said, “I’ve got to go sh…….it, ma’am.”
The teacher replied, “Johnny don’t ever talk like that in class again next time say number 2.”
Johnny says, “Yes, ma’am.”
About an hour later Johnny raises his hand again and the teacher says, “What is it now, Johnny?”
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Johnny says, “My brother has to go sh………it, what’s his number?”
