A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s artwork.
As she got to one little Johnny who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
Little Johhny replied, “I’m drawing God.”
The teacher paused and said, “but no one knows what God looks like.”
Without missing a beat, or looking up from his drawing little Johnny replied, “They will in a minute.”
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Little Jimmy goes to a beauty salon
Little Jimmy goes with his Mum to a beauty salon and sits next to her while the therapist starts her treatment.
As the beauty therapist smothers cream over the mother’s face little Jimmy watches closely, fascinated by the actions.
“What’s the lady doing mummy” little Jimmy asks?
“The lady is making me beautiful” replies his Mum.
The therapist then starts to remove the cream with cotton wool.
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Little Jimmy suddenly calls out “what’s the matter Mum is she giving up”?
