” Sussie, where’s your homework”? Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand.
“My dog ate it”, was his solemn response.
” Sussie, I’ve been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that”?
“It’s true, Miss Martin, I swear”, insisted Sussie.
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“I had to force him, but he ate it”!
A man was speeding down the highway
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.
However, as they passed a speed trap, an officer pulled over him.
He handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, “Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don’t think it’s fair – there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?”
“Have you Ever go fishing?” the policeman suddenly asked the man.
“Ummm, yeah…” the startled man replied.
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The officer grinned and added, “Did you ever catch all the fish?”
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