The first joke:
My four-year-old Grandson had a one-dollar bill he wanted to spend.
I took him to the thrift store and he found a toy he wanted that cost 50 cents.
He asked me if it would take his whole dollar and I told him “No, only half of your dollar”
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At the checkout he proudly gave the cashier half of his dollar bill that he had torn in two.
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The second joke:
A six-year-old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair.
“Don’t be angry,” the Mother says,
“Your little sister doesn’t realize that pulling hair hurts.”
A short while later, there’s more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate.
This time the sister is bawling.
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Her brother says… “Now she knows.”
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