“I bet you don’t know what day it is,” the wife teased as her husband headed out the door.
Caught off guard but quick on his feet, he replied, “Of course I do, my love! How could I forget?” and hurried off to catch his bus.
At 10 a.m., the doorbell rang, and a box of long-stemmed red roses was delivered.
At 1 p.m., a two-pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.
By 3 p.m., a boutique sent over a stunning designer dress.
The wife could hardly contain her excitement as she waited for her husband to return.
When he walked in, he was feeling quite proud of himself.
She greeted him with a beaming smile, saying, “First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress! This has been the best Groundhog Day ever!”
“Surprising” Birthday Gift For Wife
Husband to Wife: “Tomorrow is your birthday. What would you like as a gift?”
Wife: “A giraffe!”
Husband: “Sweetheart, be reasonable. Where can I find a giraffe? Ask for something I can manage.”
Wife: “Alright, then give up drinking. You can do that, and I’ll consider it a wonderful gift.”
So, the next day…
Husband: “Here’s the giraffe.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
