Fred came rushing into his Dad.
“Dad!” he puffed, “is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?”
“That’s what they say,” said his Dad.
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“Well, give me an apple quick? I’ve just broken the doctor’s window!”
A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog
A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing-eye dog.
He immediately yanks the dog and starts to spin him in the air like a lasso.
The bartender freaks out, “What are you doing?!?!”
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The blind man replies calmly, “Oh, just having a look around.”
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