Five men walked into a bar.
After settling down, one of them ordered a round of drinks for himself and his friends.
When they got served, they raised their glasses and toasted to “51 days.”
After the first round, one of them ordered another round.
Again, the men toasted to 51 days.
They repeated the act for their third round.
The bartender noticed that the men were continuously toasting for 51 days and asked them what it signified.
One of the men responded and said, “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. On the box, it said, “two to four years” and we finished it in 51 days!
LOL!!
A Texas Cowboy Walks Into A Bar
A cowboy who has just moved from Texas to Montana walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.
He sits at the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender walks up and says to the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought them one at a time. ”
The cowboy replies, “You see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona and the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I’m drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.”
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders only two mugs.
All the regulars take notice and fall silent.
When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.”
The cowboy looks quite confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.
“Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains.
“It’s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.”
“It hasn’t affected my brothers though.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
