The final exam for a class was scheduled from 8:00-11:00 AM.
At 10 AM, with one hour to go, Little Johnny walks in and asks for an exam.
The professor hands it to him but informs him that he still must finish within the hour or he will receive a zero and fail the course.
“That’s fine.” Said Johnny, calmly taking a seat and beginning the test.
At 11:00, Johnny had not finished the test.
The professor asked for the exam to be turned in.
“No, thank you.” Said, Johnny. “I’ll finish it.”
“I’m going to my office to grade these. You’ll receive a zero if you don’t turn it in now.”
“Okay then.” Said, Johnny.
At 1 PM, the professor heard a knock on his office door.
Not very much to his surprise, it was Johnny.
“I’m here to turn in my exam.” Said the student.
“Sorry, you can’t turn it in now. The deadline was two hours ago.”
“I understand, I just thought it would be okay, you know, because of who I am.”
“What do you mean?” Asked the professor.
“Oh, I’m sorry.” Laughed Johnny. “Don’t you know who I am?”
At this point the professor became angry.
“It doesn’t matter who you are! You have to meet the same requirements as everyone else! Nobody gets special treatment!”
“Okay, okay, I get it. But you don’t know who I am?”
“I have no idea who you are!”
At this moment, Johnny picks up the stack of exams, slips him into the middle, and hands it back to the professor.
“Have a great summer!” said Little Johnny, and left.
Little Johnny Failed His Math Test.
Little Johnny failed his mathematics test completely.
His grade was so terrible that his teacher called home to speak with his father.
When he got home that afternoon, his father stood crossly at the doorway.
“Why did you fail your math test?” he inquired.
Little Johnny shrugged and replied: “My teacher isn’t very good.”
Johnny’s father was astonished by his excuse and urged him to expand.
Little Johnny then said, “Well, on Monday, my teacher said 3 + 5 = 8.”
“So?” his father replied.
“Then on Tuesday, she told us 4 + 4 = 8, and on Wednesday she said 6 + 2 = 8,” explained the child.
“If she doesn’t know what equals eight, how am I supposed to know the right answer?”
LOL!!!
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