After 20 years of marriage, Dave’s wife decides to do something “wild” for his birthday—she takes him to a s.t.rip club!
She figures it’s harmless if she’s there with him, right?
As they walk in, the doorman greets them with a big smile: “Hey, Dave! How ya doin’?”
His wife’s eyes narrow. “You’ve been here before?”
Dave chuckles nervously. “Oh no, honey… he’s on my bowling team.”
They take a seat, and a waitress comes right over, carrying a glass of red wine.
“Here’s your usual, Dave.”
Now his wife is really suspicious. “And how does she know what you drink?!”
Dave shrugs. “She’s in the Ladies’ Bowling League. We share lanes sometimes.”
Before his wife can process that, a s.t.r.ipper walks over, throws her arms around Dave, and purrs: “Hi Davey! Want your usual table dance, big boy?”
That’s it. She. Is. Done.
She grabs her purse and storms out, heading straight for a cab. Dave chases after her and hops in beside her before she can slam the door.
Desperately, he tries to explain. “Honey, I swear, she must have mistaken me for someone else!”
But she’s not having it. She’s “screaming” at him, calling him every name under the sun.
That’s when the cab driver turns around and says: “Dang, Dave… looks like you picked up a real witch tonight.”
Moral of the story: Maybe just stick to dinner and cake for birthdays.
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife as she admired herself in the mirror
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife as she admired herself in the mirror.
With her birthday just around the corner, he asked what she’d like as a gift.
“I’d like to be eight again,” she replied, still gazing at her reflection.
On the morning of her birthday, he got up early, made her a big bowl of Coco Pops, and whisked her off to Adventure World theme park. What a day it was! He took her on every ride—the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster—everything!
Five hours later, they stumbled out of the park, her head spinning and stomach churning. Next, he treated her to McDonald’s, ordering a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. To top it off, they went to the movies, complete with popcorn, soda, and her favorite candy, M&M’s.
Finally, they made it home, and she collapsed into bed, utterly exhausted. With a big smile, her husband leaned over and asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being eight again?”
Her eyes opened slowly, and her expression changed. “I meant my dress size, you idiot!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
