Daniel and Jack are at work, digging a hole.
Jack asks Daniel other, “Why is that guy up there sitting under the tree while we do all the work?”
Daniel said that he doesn`t know, so he goes up and asks him why.
The guy under the tree says, “Because I have intelligence.”
Daniel says, “What`s that?”
So the guy under the tree stands up and says, “Punch me as hard as you can.”
Daniel winds up and punches him, but the intelligent guy moves away and the digger punches the tree. His hand is now killing him.
Daniel says, “Oh, I think I know what it is now.”
He goes back down to Jack.
Jack asks, “So why are we doing all the work?”
Daniel replies, “Because he has intelligence.”
Jack says, “What`s that?”
Daniel looks around for a tree, but doesn`t see one, so he puts his hand in front of his face and says, “Punch my hand as hard as you can.”
An ant knocked on the door of a house.
The lady house owner opened the door.
“I want a place to stay” – said the ant.
“I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost” – said the owner.
The ant went inside and occupied the vacant room. After some days, the ant brought in another ant and requested the owner: “Can you please allow this ant to stay with me?”
“Oh sure, you can do so without paying any rent” – said the owner.
After some days the ant brought a 3rd ant and requested the owner to allow it to stay with them. The lady agreed to it without asking for any rent. This went on as the ant brought in more & more ants and the owner agreed to let them stay without any rent. One fine day, the ant brought in the 10th ant and requested the owner to allow it to stay with them all.
The owner said: “OK, you can all stay here, but now you all need to pay rent!”
Now the question is: “Why did the owner ask for rent when the 10th ant came in?”
Because they were now tenants!
