Bob walked into a bar and ordered a shot of whiskey. After a little while, he wants to know the wifi password, he asked the bartender:
Bob: What’s the Wi-Fi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Bob: OK, I’ll have a Coke.
Bartender: Three dollars.
Bob: There you go. So what’s the Wi‑Fi password?
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Bartender: “You need to buy a drink first.” No spaces, all lowercase.
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The Bear and His Freezer
A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory.
On his way inside, he’s stopped by a penguin wearing a tie and a name tag and carrying a clipboard.
“Why are you bringing a freezer into an ice factory??” The penguin asked.
“I’m a new hire,” the polar bear replied, “I brought it with me because back home it freezes EVERYTHING. I thought it’d help me do my new job better.”
“Oh…Oh!” The penguin says, “I get it. I think there must be a misunderstanding. You brought it to ‘make’ the ice but it’s your job to ‘BREAK’ the ice.”
“Oh.” Said the Polar Bear. Then after a small pause, he says, “So, why did the polar bear carry a freezer into the ice factory?”
