An Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bakery.
The Englishman steals 3 buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves.
He says to the Irishman, “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”
The Irishman replied, “That’s just simple thievery, I’ll show you how to do it honestly and get the same results.”
The Irishman then called the owner of the bakery and said, “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.”
The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick.
The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it.
He asked 2 more times and after eating them again the owner said, “Okay my friend, where’s the magic trick?”
The Irishman then said, “Look in the pockets of the Englishman”.
LOL!
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.
A Texan farmer is on vacation in Australia.
There he meets an Australian farmer and talks.
The Australian shows off his large wheat field and the Texan says: “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large”.
Then they walk around the ranch for a bit and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle.
The Texan farmer immediately said: “We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”
The conversation is now almost at a standstill when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.
He asked, “And what are those”?
The Australian responds with an incredulous look, “Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”
Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!!!
