An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: “Woman without her man is nothing.”
The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”
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The women wrote: “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense.
As soon as she got on the plane, a Boeing 747, she excitedly began to jump, run from seat to seat, and scream: “BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO…..”
She forgets something where she is, even the pilot in the cockpit hears the noise. Annoyed by the excitement, the pilot goes out and screams: “Be silent!”
There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot.
She looked at the pilot in silence for a while, concentrated very hard, and suddenly began to scream, “OEING! OEING! OEING! OE….”
