An elderly man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little maths test:
“Here is your first question.” The foreman says.
“Without using numbers, represent the number nine?”
“Without numbers?”
The old man says. “That’s easy.”
And he proceeds to draw three trees.
“What’s this?” The boss asks.
“Have you no brain? Tree plus tree plus tree makes nine.” Says the old man.
“Fair enough.” Says the boss.
“Here’s your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99?”
The man stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn makes a smudge on each tree, and hands it back.
The boss scratches his head and says.
“How on earth do you get that to represent 99?”
“Each of the trees is dirty now. So, it’s a dirty tree plus a dirty tree plus a dirty tree. That makes 99.”
“All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100?”
The old man stares into space again; he then picks up the picture makes a little mark at the base of each tree and hands it back.
The boss looks at the man’s picture.
“You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred?”
The old man leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and whispers.
“A little dog came along and pooped by each tree. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, plus dirty tree and a turd, plus dirty tree and a turd, which makes 100.”
A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar.
A 71-year-old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman enters.
She was so striking that the elderly man couldn’t take his eyes away from her.
The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare and walked directly toward him.
Before he could apologize for being rude, the young woman said, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.”
Stunned, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”
The old man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket, and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman’s hand.
He looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, “Paint my house.”
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