An American walks into an Irish bar and orders a drink.
He asks the guests, “I will bet $1000 that none of you can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes.”
People raise their heads but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and having fun, except for an Irishman who leaves the bar.
Some time passes and the Irishman returns to the bar and approaches the American. “Is yer bet still on the table?”
The American replies, “Sure it is! Bartender, get this man his drinks.”
The bartender lines up 10 pints of Guinness on the bar.
The Irishman starts drinking and drinks all the Guinness in less than 5 minutes.
Astonished, the American hands over the money and asks, “Well, can I ask you where you went earlier? Did you go to prepare in some ancient Irish way?”
“No. I went to the bar next door first to see if I could do it.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A man walks into a bar and drinks a couple of beers
A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave.
The bartender tells him that he owes $8.
“But I already paid you. Don’t you remember?” says the customer.
“Okay,” says the bartender, “if you say you paid, then I suppose you did.”
The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can’t keep track of whether his customers have paid or not.
The second man walks in, orders a couple of beers, and later pulls the same stunt.
The bartender replies, “OK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did.”
The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks.
The man interrupts, “Don’t bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”
The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.
The bartender leans over and says, “You know, something funny happened tonight. Two men drank beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the — ”
The man interrupts, “Do not bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
