An American walks into an Irish bar and orders a drink.
He asks the guests, “I will bet $1000 that none of you can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes.”
People raise their heads but ignore the absurd bet and go back to drinking and having fun, except an Irishman who leaves the bar.
Some time passes and the Irishman returns to the bar and approaches the American. “Is yer bet still on the table?”
The American replies, “Sure it is! Bartender, get this man his drinks.”
The bartender lines up 10 pints of Guinness on the bar.
The Irishman starts drinking and drinks all the Guinness in less than 5 minutes.
Astonished, the American hands over the money and asks, “Well, can I ask you where you went earlier? Did you go to prepare in some ancient Irish way?”
“No. I went to the bar next door first to see if I could do it.”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
A man walked into a bar and asked the bartender.
A man walked into a bar. He sat down and asked the bartender, “If I can impress you, can I have a free drink?”
The bartender said of course, so the man reached into his pocket and pulled out a tiny piano.
Then he pulled out a small rat and set it by the piano.
It crawled onto the bench and began playing music.
The bartender didn’t think it was possible, so he agreed.
The bartender was amazed so he gave the man a beer.
Then the man said, “If I impress you even more, can I have free drinks for life?” ”
The bartender didn’t think it was possible so he agreed.
The man pulled a frog out of his pocket, and it began to sing by the piano.
The bartender smiled and told the man he was impressed.
A man in a suit with a cane walked into the bar, saw the small animals, and offered to buy them for $2 million.
The owner said no, but he offered to sell the frog for $500,000.
The rich man agreed, took the frog, and left.
The bartender couldn’t believe the owner just did that and said, “Why did you just sell the frog?! There is no singer now!”
The owner laughed and said, “Don’t worry, the rat is a ventriloquist.”
LOL!!
