The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the w.a.r.
The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered twins. He got to a phone and called her right away.
“Oh honey, I’m so happy,” he said. “Who took you to the hospital?”
“Your brother, Joe, drove me, and since I had to be anesthetized he named the twins.”
The husband was horrified. “But, but, Joe is an idiot! Oh no! What did he name them?”
The wife answered, “We have a girl and a boy. Joe named the girl Deniece.”
The husband interrupted, “Well, that’s not so bad. What did he name the boy?”
“Joe named the boy De-nephew.”
LOL!!
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
“Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!”
The wife stared at him.
“What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
LOL!!
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