A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.

“But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.

“Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.”

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The Blonde and Her Melons

The Blonde and Her Melons

This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag when a guy came along.

The guy asks, “What are you carrying?” “Melons,” the blonde replies.

“Cool,” the guy says. “If I can guess how many there are, can | have one of them?”

The blonde giggles and says, “If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them!”