A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman’s husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says, “It’s dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes, it is.”
Boy ~ “I have a baseball.”
Man ~ “That’s nice.”
Boy ~ “Want to buy it?
Man ~ “No, thanks.”
Boy ~ “My dad’s outside.”
Man ~ “OK, how much?”
Boy ~ “$250?
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy ~ “It’s dark in here.”
Man ~ “Yes, it is.”
Boy ~ “I have a baseball glove.”
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”
Boy ~ “$750?
Man ~ “Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.”
The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”
The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”
Boy ~ “$1,000?
The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that… that is way more than those two things cost.”
“I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, “It’s dark in here.”
The priest says, “Don’t start that crap again.”
LOL!!
The New Secretary
Kevin gets a New Secretary.
A few days later, his wife learns of this new hire, and so he faces a volley of rapid, suspicious questions.
Emma (Kevin’s wife): “Does your new secretary have nice legs?”
Kevin: “I didn’t really notice that.”
Emma: “What color are her eyes?”
Kevin: “I didn’t have time to check.”
Emma: “What colors of nail polish does she use, metallic, gel, or neon?”
Kevin: “Not a clue in the world.”
Emma: “Does she have a local accent?”
Kevin: “I barely spoke to her, so don’t know.”
Emma: “How does she dress?”
Kevin: “Very quickly.”
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Kevin’s funeral will be held on Tuesday.
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
