My wife asked me, “Why don’t you treat me like you did when we were first dating?”
So I took her to dinner and a movie then dropped her off at her parents’ house.
A wife comes home late one night
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket, before going to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
“Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?” he asks.
A wife and her husband were sleeping
A wife and her husband were sleeping, in the middle of the night, and the husband farted.
The next morning the guy told his wife: “Last night I dreamed that I’d bought a Mercedes!”
His wife said: “That is right and you tootled for me.”
LOL!!
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