A woman came running up to her husband in the driveway as he came home from work just jumping for joy.
He didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but thought,
“What the heck, and started jumping up and down with her.”
She said, “Honey, I have some great news for you!”
He said, “Great, tell me what you’re so happy about!”
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down when she told him that she was pregnant!
He kissed her and told her,
“That’s great! I couldn’t be happier!”
Then, she said, “Oh, honey, there’s more!”
He asked, “What do you mean, ‘more?’”
She said:“Well, we are not having just one baby, we are going to have TWINS!”
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.
She said,
“Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the TWIN PACK home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!!”
A seven-year-old girl came home and told her mom
A seven-year-old girl came home and told her mom, “A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.”
“Oh no, honey. What happened?”
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..
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“Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company.”
