A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him.
She knocks on the window and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”
The trucker ignores her, the light changes and he drives down the street.
At the next stoplight, the blonde again catches up and says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load.”
He ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the next red light the blonde catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window, and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”
The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, “Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s snowing, and I’m driving a salt truck.”
LOL!!
A Blonde Woman Was Getting Tired.
A blonde woman was getting tired of all the blonde jokes she heard.
So she dyed her hair and started proving them wrong while “undercover.”
She came across a huge herd of sheep and saw their shepherd.
“Hello! If I can count all your sheep correctly, can I have one?” She asked, seeing a chance to prove that blondes could at least do basic math.
The bored shepherd answered, “Yeah, sure”.
The blonde started to count and returned a little later.
“117”
An “I’ll be… that’s right!”
The blonde proudly took her prize and left. As she did, the shepherd made a grimace.
“Wait!” shouted the shepherd.
“What?” said the blonde and stopped.
“Your hair is dyed, right?”
Getting nervous, the blonde answered, “yeah?”.
“If I can guess your original hair color, can I get my dog back?”
LOL!!!
Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!
