A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone: “Get me a coffee, quickly!”
The voice from the other side responds: “You fool you’ve dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to, dumbo?”
“No,” replies the trainee.
“It’s the CEO of the company, you fool!”
The trainee shouts back: “And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?!”
“No,” replies the CEO indignantly.
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“Good!” says the trainee, and puts down the phone.
Little Kelly failed her math test.
Father: “Why did you fail your mathematics test?”
Daughter: “On Monday, the teacher said 3+5=8.”
Father: “So?”
Daughter: “On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8
And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8…
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If she can’t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?”
