A Texan on vacation in Toronto.
There he grabs a cab at the airport and says he’s on his way to The Royal York Hotel.
The taxi driver heads downtown on his way he passes Queens Park.
“What is this?” said the Texan.
“Oh! That’s Queens Park,” said the taxi driver. “It’s our provincial government, it’s like your state government. Those buildings are almost 200 years old and quite big.”
“Oh! We have buildings that are much older and at least twice as big,” says the Texan.
They continue along and past First Canadian Place.
“Holy cow,” says the Texan, “What’s that?”
“Why that’s First Canadian Place, it’s the biggest office complex in the country,” the taxi driver explains, “it took almost four years to build.”
“Really,” says the Texan, “Why in Houston they have buildings twice that big, and built in less than 1/2 the time.”
They continue on their way, the taxi driver a little miffed at the bragging, when they drive past the CN Tower.
Now the Texan has his head out the window looking up at the 1850′ tower and rotating restaurant at 1300.
“Holy Crap!” says the Texan
“What in God’s name is that? How long did it take to build that!”
The Cabby nonchalantly glances out the window and says,
“Heck if I know, it wasn’t there yesterday!”
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A Texas Elderly Gentleman Asked A Waiter.
An old man from Texas asked a waiter to bring a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, “This is from the gentleman seated over there,” indicating the sender.
She considered the wine coldly for a second without looking at the man and decided to send a reply note to the man.
The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.
The note read, “For me to accept this bottle, you must have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 i-n.ches in your pants.”
After reading the note, the Texan decided to compose one of his own in return.
He folded the note, handed it to the waiter, and instructed him to return this to the woman.
It read: “For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600, a Porsche Turbo, a Toyota Prius, and a Matrix in my garage, beautiful homes in Aspen, Colorado, and Miami, and a 10,000-acre ranch in Texas. There are over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three i-n.ches off. Just send the bottle back!!!”
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