A teacher was giving her class of small children a lesson on good manners.
“Suppose, by mistake, you step on a lady’s foot. What do you do?”
“I say ‘Excuse me.’”
“Very good. Now suppose the lady, to reward you, gives you a coin. What do you do?”
“Step on the other foot to get a second one.”
LOL!!
Teacher was trying to teach her kindergartners to use ‘big people’ words.
A group of kindergartners were trying to adjust to first grade.
Their biggest hurdle was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.
“You have to use ‘big people’ words,” she’d always remind them.”
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
“I visited my Nana.”
“No, you visited your GRANDMOTHER. Use big people words!”
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
“I took a ride on a choo-choo.”
She said, “No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. Use big people words.”
She then asked Bobby what he had done.
“I read a book,” he replied.
“That’s WONDERFUL,” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”
Bobby thought about it, then puffed out his little chest proudly and said, “Winnie the Shit.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
