A teacher asked a student named Johnny a tricky question during class.
Teacher: “If I gave you two cats and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “No no, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
The teacher rubs her temples and takes a deep breath.
Teacher: “Come on Johnny, you’re better than this. Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now, if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, wherein the heck do you get seven from?!?”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Johnny’s Mom Was Driving On The Highway.
Little Johnny was with his mother as she was driving her old beat-up car on the Highway.
She tried to follow the traffic, but they were flying by her.
After getting caught in a large group of cars flying down the road, she looked at her speedometer to see she is doing 15 miles over the speed limit.
Slowing down she moved over to the side to let the group of cars get ahead.
She looked up and saw the flashing lights of a police car.
She stopped and waited for the officer to come up to her car.
As he did he said, “Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over?”
Little Johnny piped up from the back seat, “I do! It’s because you couldn’t catch the other cars.”
LOL!!
