A student was heading home for the holidays.
When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York
As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, “I’d like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London.”
The confused agent said, “I’m sorry, we can’t do that.” ”
Really???
I am so relieved to hear you say that because that’s exactly what you did to my luggage last year!”
Father-son story: A boy asks his father about bug
Father-son story: A boy asks his father about bug
A boy asks his father,
“Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting — don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.
after dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
