There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
They all walked into a bar for a drink.
The bartender said, “I have a magic mirror for anything you think you are. You tell the mirror and if it’s true, you become even more of what you wished for. But if not, the mirror will suck you up.
So the brunette goes in and says, “I think I’m the prettiest girl in the world.”
With that, the mirror said, “You are.”
So she became prettier than everyone in the world.
Then the redhead went in and said, “I think I’m the richest girl in the world.”
The mirror said, “You look very rich, now you are the richest girl in the world.”
The blonde went in and said, “I think” and with that, the mirror gobbled her up.
The two girls left and said, “Why did the mirror swallow her up?”
The man said, “Because she said that she thought and that’s a lie.”
LOL!!!
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Ice Fishing Blonde
A blonde who was given a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.
Early the next morning, she got all of her gear together and headed out to the ice.
When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in.
Then suddenly she heard a voice saying, “There are no fish in there”.
So she moved to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her that there were no fish in there.
So she moves again and the voice tells her that there are no fish in there.
So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.
“How do you know there are no fish there?” asks the blonde.
So the man cooly says “Well, first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you’re going to have to pay for those holes.”
LOL!
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